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ready in 10 mins & just 2 ๐ฐ. no bc why is it this good?? ๐ฎโ๐จ you'll be making it on repeat.
almonds = our cheeky lil points system. ten seconds to learn, zero maths, zero misery. ๐ฐ
veg, fruit, eggs, lean protein, rice, potatoes โ 0 almonds. pile it high bestie, it's free. ๐ฟ๏ธ
~15 a day + a 45 treat jar for the weekend. wine? counted. cake? counted. banned? never. ๐
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Pick how your week's looking and we'll sort your handful. (It's a bit of fun, not a rulebook โ more below.)
๐ Heads up: this is a playful guide to help you enjoy treats mindfully โ a bit of fun, not a medical calorie target. Everyone's body and needs are different, so for what's actually right for you, have a chat with your GP or a registered dietitian. Almonds are for smiles, not stress.
post your plate, drop your link sticker, and let your followers guess the almonds. then hit them with the reveal sticker. it's giving main character. ๐ฐ
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not me actually excited to cook now ๐ญ the almond slaw is UNREAL